I'm starting college in the fall. I'm a sarcastic little shit. I love my boyfriend, dogs, 2048, Netflix, and my little country town.

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

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4 days ago

menstrualcramps:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

lacigreen:

snarkenstone:

On the left we have the lyrics from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On the right we rape survivors participating in Project Unbreakable, showing the various things that were said to them by their rapist.

From the Mouths of Rapist: The Lyrics to Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines

i think this is the most powerful photoset i’ve ever seen on tumblr.

Reblogging until you understand why this song is so vile

You don’t understand how many times I keep telling my sister how fucking shitty and horrible this song is and she’s just like “I don’t care I still like it” nO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT THIS SONG IS HORRIBLE AND I CANT BELIEVE IT WAS SO POPULAR

reblobbin this forever and ever

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6 days ago
luxwing:

The new Avengers movie looks great

luxwing:

The new Avengers movie looks great

(Source: victors-von-d, via be-o-k-a-y)

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1 week ago
natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

(Source: napsmear, via be-o-k-a-y)

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1 week ago

ddballerr:

jamiesquirks:

Shamy AU: Where Sheldon wants it. 

Oh my… I need to sit down.

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1 week ago
(A young girl that is about 14 years old walks in. She gets some looks from our other patrons, as she has bright purple hair, multiple piercings, a leather jacket, and ripped jeans. It is freezing outside and she has a scowl on her face that makes me nervous.)
Me:“Hello, welcome to [coffee shop]. How may I help you?”
Young Girl:“I’ll take five of the largest black coffees you have, and ten of your ham and cheese sandwiches.”
Me:“Okay, will that be all?”
Young Girl:“Yeah.”
Me:“Your total is [price].”
(To my surprise, she pulls out a $100 bill. I am suspicious, and I check to make sure it’s real. It checks out, and I give her a bag with her sandwiches.)
Me:“Here is your change. Your coffee will be ready in a moment.”
(I keep an eye on her as she stands around glaring at anyone who looks at her. I see her looking at the tip jar. When I hand her the coffees, she asks me about it.)
Young Girl:“Your tip jar says that the money goes to you guys. Are any of you in college?”
Me:“Yes, I’m going to Rochester Institute of Technology. A few others are in college as well.”
Young Girl:“Good for you.”
(She pulls out the change I gave her and a few more $20 dollar bills. She crams then in the jar and salutes me jokingly before walking out. I am stunned, and chase after her. I find her on the street corner talking to some homeless people and handing out the sandwiches and coffee.)
Me:“Excuse me!”
Young Girl:“I’m sorry, did I forget something?”
Me:“No, but you just tipped us over $100 dollars. You’re also giving away a lot of food.”
Young Girl:“Yeah, my dad is crazy rich. I feel like I can do more if I actually interact with people instead of signing a check to a charity. Every Friday I gather anyone I see who needs a good meal, and buy it for them.” *she smiles brightly* “I may be young, but I can make a difference. I usually hand out flyers for homeless shelters or soup kitchens, too.”
(Without another word, she walks off silently. I didn’t stop smiling for the rest of the week. It goes to show you that appearances aren’t everything!)
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1 week ago
wallisb:

this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes

wallisb:

this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes

(Source: vaginakween, via hungrywhitemale)

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1 week ago
beautifulquote:

Beautiful Quote #NewPost [9]

beautifulquote:

Beautiful Quote #NewPost [9]

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1 week ago

super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

(via theorlandoredneck)

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1 week ago

azizansafari:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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(Source: calumpayne, via pizza)

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1 week ago

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

(via theorlandoredneck)

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1 week ago
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