I'm starting college in the fall. I'm a sarcastic little shit. I love my dogs, 2048, Netflix, and my little country town.

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

(Source: best-of-memes, via commandwolfmarkii)

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moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(Source: memewhore, via evenhappierthanjane)

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sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

(via seanp0donnell)

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blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

(via camcates07)

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sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

(via learningtododoingtolearn)

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sp0iledbabe:

blowmarisol:

highfromsanfrancisco:

Always reblog

10/10 THIS

I actually adore her because I’ve NEVER seen a black person get to be so fucking frank and honest about racial injustice on tv.

She’s real, she’s smart, she’s witty, she’s informed and she’s fucking unapologetic. I’m obsessed.

(Source: vangoghmygod, via hewhodividedbyzero)

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licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

theperfecthit:


creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel


So much wrong in this picture but i can’t stop laughing!!

licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

theperfecthit:

creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

So much wrong in this picture but i can’t stop laughing!!

(Source: japcoregalore, via hewhodividedbyzero)

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thatwasmagical:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

Bringing attention police brutality against blacks, before it was allowed.

(via hewhodividedbyzero)

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via welcome-foolishmortals)

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via hewhodividedbyzero)

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laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

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